By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

Jon Stewart
By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown...
By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown...
By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown...
By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown...
About This Quote

This is a saying that conveys the idea that you should treasure the moments when you are happy and make the most of them. If you’re always in a bad mood and feeling dejected, you’re wasting time and energy that could be used somewhere better. Think of all the great things in your life right now. You may be having a hard time right now, but if you keep it in perspective and don’t dwell on the bad things, you’ll realize how lucky you are to have such wonderful friends around.

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